astaldodhol's Xbox - May 19 2013
Hey astaldodhol, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Hey astaldodhol, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
astaldodhol... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
astaldodhol doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Here I sit broken hearted... astaldodhol has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
astaldodhol doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... astaldodhol stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I swear that after 18 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that astaldodhol isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
astaldodhol doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
If you would have told me that astaldodhol would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I only have one request... If astaldodhol isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Having a new gamer picture is like eating out at a new restaurant... you go in and everything is different and... ok that really makes no sense... bad comparison... never mind. In gaming related news... Where is astaldodhol at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
If you would have told me that astaldodhol would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. astaldodhol and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
So I have a new gamer picture in case none of you loyal readers noticed. Jury is still out on the cool factor. It is somewhere between awesome and cheese-factor-four. I am sure it will grow on me. In gaming related news... If you would have told me that astaldodhol would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Sorry everyone... I didn't want to change my gamer picture, but I didn't have much choice in the matter... so let's all ignore it and just pretend that nothing has happened. Ok? In other news... I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since astaldodhol never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I gots me a new gamerpicture and it is the new hotness. I luv new picture changes... On the gaming front...Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. astaldodhol needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
astaldodhol didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: astaldodhol playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox astaldodhol? Do you?
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