b RaTeR's Xbox - May 25 2013
I waited all day for b RaTeR to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
This really sucks because it gives Rizzle82 a shot at closing the gap. We are still 43,493 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 24 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 23 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all b RaTeR does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 22 2013
Where is b RaTeR at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 21 2013
I just do not understand why b RaTeR paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
b RaTeR's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 20 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all b RaTeR does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Korvak and that 46,905 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 19 2013
b RaTeR doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 18 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 17 2013
Here I sit broken hearted... b RaTeR has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 16 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 15 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when b RaTeR leaves me cold... and alone...
It is probably better that b RaTeR didn't play yesterday... it gives ChangeAgent an opportunity to add to that 26,582 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 14 2013
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
b RaTeR's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 13 2013
I just do not understand why b RaTeR paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 12 2013
b RaTeR doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 11 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 10 2013
Hey b RaTeR, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It is probably better that b RaTeR didn't play yesterday... it gives Major Nelson an opportunity to add to that 63,697 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 9 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn b RaTeR in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 8 2013
Where is b RaTeR at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 7 2013
I have come to realize that b RaTeR has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
b RaTeR's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 6 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on b RaTeR... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
b RaTeR's Xbox - May 5 2013
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey b RaTeR, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from ChangeAgent and that 26,567 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
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