baker0211's Xbox 360 can blog

baker0211's Xbox - May 25 2013

Yesterday, baker0211 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 24 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like baker0211 to do something like that. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 23 2013

Good thing I have access to baker0211's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 22 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get baker0211's gaming on! Gamer score is 22,504. He played Fallout: New Vegas, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up baker0211! | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 21 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 22,504? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! baker0211 is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Fallout: New Vegas, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

baker0211's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to baker0211 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and from what I remember, baker0211's favorite game last week was Fallout: New Vegas. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 20 2013

baker0211 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 22,504. He rocked out to Fallout: New Vegas, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 19 2013

I didn't see baker0211 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 18 2013

baker0211 was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 22,504 . He played Fallout: New Vegas, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 17 2013

baker0211 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 22,504? He made some progress on Fallout: New Vegas, and I thought baker0211 injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, baker0211 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 15 2013

baker0211... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all baker0211 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

baker0211's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have come to realize that baker0211 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 12 2013

If I was a dog, baker0211 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 11 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that baker0211 would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 9 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 8 2013

A little news flash for baker0211: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

baker0211's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but baker0211 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!! | permalink

baker0211's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink