baxtuh's Xbox - May 21 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right baxtuh? Back me up!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right baxtuh? Back me up!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: baxtuh only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
When baxtuh was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 79,900. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Come back to me baxtuh... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn baxtuh in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Where is baxtuh at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. baxtuh and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
baxtuh would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about baxtuh in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what baxtuh is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: For the record, it is better to have baxtuh play one day than to have never played last week at all. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right baxtuh? Back me up!
baxtuh didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I tried to send baxtuh an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
baxtuh was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after baxtuh played yesterday with his gamerscore of 79,900 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He made some progress on SEGA Superstars Tennis, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
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