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blackvenomn's Xbox - May 24 2013

blackvenomn was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 23 2013

I didn't see blackvenomn yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 22 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when blackvenomn said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 21 2013

blackvenomn is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 23,719. Not too shabby! He played Forza Horizon, and oh... don't tell blackvenomn this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

blackvenomn's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that blackvenomn showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 410 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 24 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Oh, and blackvenomn seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because FIFA 13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 20 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get blackvenomn's gaming on! Gamer score is 23,719. That is an improvement of 165 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite winning an amazing 8 achievements, NARUTO STORM 3, FIFA 13, Forza Horizon adding 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 19 2013

blackvenomn showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 23,554. Up up and away right? He rallied FIFA 13, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 18 2013

blackvenomn likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 23,554 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 140 points over last time! He played FIFA 13, BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 10 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 17 2013

blackvenomn hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 23,414.That is an increase of 55 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite adding 4 achievements, and then blackvenomn developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 16 2013

blackvenomn seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 23,359 . That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite acquiring 1 achievement, FIFA 13, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 15 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 14 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

blackvenomn's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to blackvenomn for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore jumped 25 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect. Also, according to the records, blackvenomn must have been craving sports because FIFA 13 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 3 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 13 2013

blackvenomn must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 23,309 gamerscore. That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite adding 1 achievement, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up blackvenomn! | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, blackvenomn loves to game, we all love to game! 23,304 points FTW!!! He rocked out to FIFA 13, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 11 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad blackvenomn picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 23,304 points. He made some progress on FIFA 13, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 10 2013

Good thing I have access to blackvenomn's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 9 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 8 2013

blackvenomn decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 23,304 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite picking up 2 achievements, NARUTO STORM 3, FIFA 13, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 7 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as blackvenomn decided not to show up. | permalink

blackvenomn's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that blackvenomn showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 6 achievements were worth it I guess!

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week blackvenomn and I only tried one of them: BioShock Infinite. Also, I think we can all agree that blackvenomn's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 4 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 6 2013

blackvenomn, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 5 2013

blackvenomn hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 23,284.That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite winning 5 achievements, FIFA 13, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

blackvenomn's Xbox - May 4 2013

blackvenomn must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 23,244 gamerscore. He opened up BioShock Infinite, and after we were done, blackvenomn hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

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