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buzz 360's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 16 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how buzz 360 digs on that! | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 15 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... buzz 360? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... buzz 360 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

buzz 360's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 13 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... buzz 360 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 12 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. buzz 360 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 11 2013

If I was a dog, buzz 360 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 10 2013

Hey buzz 360, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 9 2013

14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 8 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 7 2013

Is this thing on? buzz 360, where the heck are you? | permalink

buzz 360's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... buzz 360 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 6 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was waiting for buzz 360 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day buzz 360 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact... | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 2 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - May 1 2013

I was waiting for buzz 360 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day buzz 360 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox buzz 360? Do you? | permalink

buzz 360's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Other weeks I might complain, but having buzz 360 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

buzz 360's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

buzz 360 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink