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captainhex's xbox has been ignored for 35 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

captainhex's Xbox - May 15 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all captainhex does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 14 2013

I only have one request... If captainhex isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

captainhex's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. captainhex and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 13 2013

If I was a dog, captainhex would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 12 2013

Fear me captainhex... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 11 2013

I only have one request... If captainhex isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that captainhex would go 25 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 9 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me captainhex... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 7 2013

Hey captainhex, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

captainhex's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 6 2013

I just do not understand why captainhex paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 5 2013

Where is captainhex at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 19 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 3 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 2 2013

Come back to me captainhex... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - May 1 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

captainhex... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

captainhex's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought captainhex might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

captainhex's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... captainhex? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

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