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chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I just do not understand why chadwick8505 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all chadwick8505 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... chadwick8505 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... chadwick8505 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I just do not understand why chadwick8505 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world chadwick8505 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see chadwick8505 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. chadwick8505 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey chadwick8505, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

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chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having chadwick8505 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

chadwick8505 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Good thing I have access to chadwick8505's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - May 31 2013

chadwick8505 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

chadwick8505's Xbox - May 30 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! chadwick8505 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 16,059 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink | leave comment