chewyonline's Xbox - May 23 2013
chewyonline showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 24,060. He opened up Oblivion, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 22 2013
chewyonline showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 24,060. He rocked out to Oblivion, and that was that.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 21 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but chewyonline was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 24,060 points. He rocked out to Serious Sam DD XXL, Oblivion, and then nothing... nothing at all...
chewyonline's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told chewyonline that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 180 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 10 achievements can do!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Monaco, and Serious Sam DD XXL, who can go wrong with that right? Also, by my expert calculations, chewyonline's favorite game last week was Monaco. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 20 2013
chewyonline was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
chewyonline's Xbox - May 19 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
chewyonline's Xbox - May 18 2013
chewyonline hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 24,060.That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He rallied Monaco, Awesomenauts, Serious Sam DD XXL picking up 4 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 17 2013
Wow... chewyonline must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 16 2013
chewyonline had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 24,000 points. He opened up Poker Night 2, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 15 2013
chewyonline held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 24,000 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! We have now entered the 24,000 GS club! He rocked out to BattleBlock Theater adding 1 achievement, Serious Sam DD XXL picking up 3 achievements, Castle Crashers, Monaco, Pinball FX2 acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 14 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad chewyonline picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 23,900 points. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2, Monaco, Castle Crashers, Serious Sam DD XXL picking up 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
chewyonline's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If chewyonline plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 190 points so I am happy. Yay for 18 achievements! w00t!
I was lucky enough to sample 2 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are BattleBlock Theater, and Doritos Crash Course 2. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, I think chewyonline's favorite game last week was BattleBlock Theater. He played it on 6 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
chewyonline's Xbox - May 13 2013
chewyonline came to represent the gaming world. 23,880 points and counting! That is a boost of 55 points over last time! He rocked out to Minecraft, Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing 5 achievements, Pinball FX2, BattleBlock Theater, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 12 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad chewyonline picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 23,825 points. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He opened up BattleBlock Theater adding 4 achievements, Minecraft, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 11 2013
chewyonline likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 23,785 to be as cool as him. He rocked out to BattleBlock Theater, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 10 2013
I didn't see chewyonline yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 9 2013
chewyonline was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 23,785 . That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to BattleBlock Theater acquiring 2 achievements, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 8 2013
Like a king on his throne, chewyonline said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 23,755 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He opened up BattleBlock Theater finishing 3 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 7 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with chewyonline. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 23,715. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He rallied God Mode, Harm's Way, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, BattleBlock Theater winning 4 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
chewyonline's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told chewyonline that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 215 points so I am happy. Yay for 10 achievements! w00t! Also, I think chewyonline's favorite game last week was Poker Night 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 6 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 23,690? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! chewyonline is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on Skyrim, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up chewyonline!
chewyonline's Xbox - May 5 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as chewyonline decided not to show up.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 4 2013
chewyonline decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 23,690 is what it is! He made some progress on Defense Grid, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
chewyonline's Xbox - May 3 2013
If I was chewyonline, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
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