cj69er's Xbox - May 18 2013
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. cj69er is the only one that can give me what I need!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. cj69er is the only one that can give me what I need!
17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how cj69er digs on that!
Is this thing on? cj69er, where the heck are you?
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
I waited all day for cj69er to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey cj69er, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I was waiting for cj69er to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day cj69er is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
cj69er would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... cj69er stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
cj69er must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
cj69er, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having cj69er only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
cj69er showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 28,893. He played UNO, Worms, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when cj69er leaves me cold... and alone...
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