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clumsyg's Xbox - May 25 2013

A little news flash for clumsyg: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 24 2013

I have now endured 17 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 23 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when clumsyg leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 22 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... clumsyg has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 21 2013

I only have one request... If clumsyg isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... clumsyg stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 20 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 19 2013

clumsyg's Xbox - May 18 2013

clumsyg... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 17 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 16 2013

If clumsyg doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 15 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 14 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 13 2013

I was waiting for clumsyg to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day clumsyg is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 12 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what clumsyg is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact... | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 10 2013

I didn't see clumsyg yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday, clumsyg decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 8 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with clumsyg yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... clumsyg played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore saw a 10 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want?

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink | leave comment

clumsyg's Xbox - May 6 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when clumsyg showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 53,236. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite gaining 1 achievement, and then clumsyg developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink | leave comment

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