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colormyblood's Xbox - May 17 2013

Hey colormyblood, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 16 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 15 2013

I just do not understand why colormyblood paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 14 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

colormyblood's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought colormyblood might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 13 2013

Where is colormyblood at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 12 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 11 2013

I only have one request... If colormyblood isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 10 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 9 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet colormyblood is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 8 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 7 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet colormyblood is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

colormyblood's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 6 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 5 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about colormyblood in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with colormyblood, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 3 2013

Wow... colormyblood must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 2 2013

If I was colormyblood, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - May 1 2013

colormyblood, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow colormyblood? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

colormyblood's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: colormyblood played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 100 points so I am happy. Yay for 9 achievements! w00t!

I was feeling a little bored last week and pestered colormyblood to try a new game: Hitman: Absolution™. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, colormyblood's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

colormyblood really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 18,309. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He opened up Gears of War: Judgment finishing 5 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

colormyblood's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

colormyblood brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 18,249 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment winning 3 achievements, Hitman: Absolution™ finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell colormyblood this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

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