cyclonebee's Xbox 360 can blog

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 25 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when cyclonebee leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 24 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 23 2013

I have come to realize that cyclonebee has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 22 2013

cyclonebee... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have come to realize that cyclonebee has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

cyclonebee's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... cyclonebee stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 20 2013

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 18 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 17 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when cyclonebee leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 16 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 15 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that cyclonebee isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 14 2013

Where is cyclonebee at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

cyclonebee's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought cyclonebee might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 13 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 11 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how cyclonebee digs on that! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 10 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet cyclonebee is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 9 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 7 2013

Did you see cyclonebee yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

cyclonebee's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... cyclonebee stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 6 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet cyclonebee is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

cyclonebee's Xbox - May 5 2013

It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see cyclonebee out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink