dan 29011's Xbox - May 25 2013
Fear me dan 29011... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me dan 29011... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. dan 29011 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on dan 29011... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with dan 29011, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... dan 29011 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I was waiting for dan 29011 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day dan 29011 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since dan 29011 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
dan 29011 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
dan 29011, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as dan 29011 decided not to show up.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when dan 29011 said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: dan 29011 played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, I think dan 29011's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I told dan 29011 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 17,713 is in our back pocket. He played Battlefield 3, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
If I was dan 29011, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as dan 29011 decided not to show up.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get dan 29011's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,713. He played Red Dead Redemption, Battlefield 3, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! dan 29011 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 17,713 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He played Battlefield 3, Red Dead Redemption, and then nothing... nothing at all...
dan 29011 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 17,713. Up up and away right? He played Battlefield 3, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told dan 29011 that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 50 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do!
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get dan 29011's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,713. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Battlefield 3 winning 2 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
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