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dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world dark gen raven and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Is this thing on? dark gen raven, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I only have one request... If dark gen raven isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet dark gen raven is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when dark gen raven blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for dark gen raven. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Hey dark gen raven, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when dark gen raven said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I didn't see dark gen raven yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Yesterday, dark gen raven decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

dark gen raven was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: dark gen raven only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 40 points so I am happy.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Sure, dark gen raven and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 59553 which is a gain of 40 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - May 31 2013

I heard someone tell dark gen raven to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink | leave comment

dark gen raven's Xbox - May 30 2013

I have a feeling dark gen raven went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink | leave comment