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dark raven 19's Xbox - May 19 2013

I prefer to play games... but if dark raven 19 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 18 2013

If dark raven 19 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 17 2013

dark raven 19 seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 33,650 . He played COD: Black Ops II, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 16 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 15 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when dark raven 19 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... dark raven 19 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

dark raven 19's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... dark raven 19 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all dark raven 19 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 12 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... dark raven 19? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 9 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 8 2013

Come back to me dark raven 19... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but dark raven 19 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 15 days!! | permalink

dark raven 19's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. dark raven 19 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 6 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 5 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when dark raven 19 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 4 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how dark raven 19 digs on that! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have come to realize that dark raven 19 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 2 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what dark raven 19 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - May 1 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet dark raven 19 is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

dark raven 19's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope dark raven 19 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

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