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datarez's Xbox - May 22 2013

datarez hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 55,175.That is an improvement of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on Assassin's Creed II adding 5 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all datarez does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | 2 comments

datarez's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 20 2013

If I was a dog, datarez would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from stlstyle and that 4,500 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 19 2013

Is this thing on? datarez, where the heck are you? | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 16 2013

datarez doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 15 2013

datarez doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

It is probably better that datarez didn't play yesterday... it gives Papafragger an opportunity to add to that 8,655 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 14 2013

Where is datarez at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... datarez stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 13 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 12 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when datarez leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 11 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 10 2013

I just do not understand why datarez paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

It is probably better that datarez didn't play yesterday... it gives Fshguy an opportunity to add to that 343,831 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 9 2013

Hey datarez, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 8 2013

If I was a dog, datarez would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 7 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how datarez digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... datarez stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If datarez isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | 1 comment

datarez's Xbox - May 5 2013

11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to GiantBombing and that 148,785 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with datarez, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 3 2013

Hey datarez, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink | leave comment

datarez's Xbox - May 2 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... datarez never showed up to game. That makes 8 days! | permalink | leave comment

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,663
Badge Score: 90
Current streak: 1 day
Longest streak: 39 days
Current score streak: 1 day
Longest score streak: 9 days
Play percentage: 38.83%
Largest achievement gain: 10/18/2011 (69)
Largest gamerscore gain: 10/18/2011 (1,510)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 11/30/2009 (108)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 11/30/2009 (2,250)

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