datarez's Xbox - May 22 2013
datarez hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 55,175.That is an improvement of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on Assassin's Creed II adding 5 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
datarez's Xbox - May 21 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all datarez does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
datarez's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
datarez's Xbox - May 20 2013
If I was a dog, datarez would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from stlstyle and that 4,500 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
datarez's Xbox - May 19 2013
Is this thing on? datarez, where the heck are you?
datarez's Xbox - May 18 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
datarez's Xbox - May 17 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
datarez's Xbox - May 16 2013
datarez doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
datarez's Xbox - May 15 2013
datarez doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
It is probably better that datarez didn't play yesterday... it gives Papafragger an opportunity to add to that 8,655 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
datarez's Xbox - May 14 2013
Where is datarez at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
datarez's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... datarez stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
datarez's Xbox - May 13 2013
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
datarez's Xbox - May 12 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when datarez leaves me cold... and alone...
datarez's Xbox - May 11 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
datarez's Xbox - May 10 2013
I just do not understand why datarez paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
It is probably better that datarez didn't play yesterday... it gives Fshguy an opportunity to add to that 343,831 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
datarez's Xbox - May 9 2013
Hey datarez, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
datarez's Xbox - May 8 2013
If I was a dog, datarez would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
datarez's Xbox - May 7 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how datarez digs on that!
datarez's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... datarez stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
datarez's Xbox - May 6 2013
I only have one request... If datarez isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
datarez's Xbox - May 5 2013
11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to GiantBombing and that 148,785 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
datarez's Xbox - May 4 2013
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with datarez, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
datarez's Xbox - May 3 2013
Hey datarez, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
datarez's Xbox - May 2 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... datarez never showed up to game. That makes 8 days!
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