dead cop's Xbox - May 23 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad dead cop picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 19,274 points. He played COD: Black Ops II, and then dead cop developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
dead cop's Xbox - May 22 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like dead cop to do something like that.
dead cop's Xbox - May 21 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with dead cop. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 19,274. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
dead cop's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: dead cop played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, by my expert calculations, dead cop's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 3 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
dead cop's Xbox - May 20 2013
Wow... dead cop must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
dead cop's Xbox - May 19 2013
I saw dead cop walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 19,274 points and climbing. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and after we were done, dead cop hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
dead cop's Xbox - May 18 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when dead cop showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 19,274. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
dead cop's Xbox - May 17 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow dead cop? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
dead cop's Xbox - May 16 2013
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! dead cop might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 19,274 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He played COD: Black Ops II, and I thought dead cop injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
dead cop's Xbox - May 15 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... dead cop never showed up to game. That makes 4 days!
dead cop's Xbox - May 14 2013
I prefer to play games... but if dead cop needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
dead cop's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If dead cop plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, by my expert calculations, dead cop's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
dead cop's Xbox - May 13 2013
dead cop didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
dead cop's Xbox - May 12 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with dead cop yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
dead cop's Xbox - May 11 2013
I didn't see dead cop yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
dead cop's Xbox - May 10 2013
dead cop showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 19,274. He played COD: Black Ops II, and oh... don't tell dead cop this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
dead cop's Xbox - May 9 2013
dead cop, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
dead cop's Xbox - May 8 2013
dead cop is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 19,274? He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
dead cop's Xbox - May 7 2013
Yesterday was one of those times dead cop mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
dead cop's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to dead cop for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think we can all agree that dead cop's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
dead cop's Xbox - May 6 2013
dead cop showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 19,274. Up up and away right? He played COD: Black Ops II, and then dead cop developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
dead cop's Xbox - May 5 2013
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about dead cop in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
dead cop's Xbox - May 4 2013
dead cop was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
dead cop's Xbox - May 3 2013
dead cop didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
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