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drunken elmo's Xbox - May 23 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow drunken elmo? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 22 2013

drunken elmo must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 26,278 gamerscore. He played Singularity, and I thought drunken elmo injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 21 2013

drunken elmo is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 26,278. Not too shabby! He played Singularity, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

drunken elmo's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week drunken elmo showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 35 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, drunken elmo's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 5 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 20 2013

drunken elmo needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 26,278. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He played GTA IV acquiring 1 achievement, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up drunken elmo! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 19 2013

drunken elmo brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 26,248 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rocked out to GTA IV, and oh... don't tell drunken elmo this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 18 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow drunken elmo? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 17 2013

drunken elmo had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 26,248 points. He made some progress on GTA IV, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 16 2013

drunken elmo was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 15 2013

My power supply almost exploded! drunken elmo turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 26,248 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He played GTA IV, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 14 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! drunken elmo might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 26,248 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV finishing 1 achievement, and then drunken elmo went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

drunken elmo's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week drunken elmo showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 125 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 5 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Oh, and from what I remember, drunken elmo's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 6 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 13 2013

drunken elmo decided to play yesterday. Check out the 26,243 gamer score! He rallied GTA IV, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 12 2013

I saw drunken elmo walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 26,243 points and climbing. That is a profit of 55 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV, Singularity acquiring 3 achievements, Dead or Alive 5, Virtua Fighter 5, 2006 FIFA World Cup™, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 11 2013

drunken elmo likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 26,188 to be as cool as him. He rocked out to Dead or Alive 5, PES 2012/WE 2012, LOST PLANET 2, Kane & Lynch 2, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up drunken elmo! | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 10 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 9 2013

drunken elmo had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 26,188 points. He rocked out to GTA IV, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until drunken elmo showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 26,188 and counting! That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV winning 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 7 2013

drunken elmo seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 26,128 . That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV acquiring 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

drunken elmo's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told drunken elmo that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 65 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, drunken elmo's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 3 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 6 2013

drunken elmo held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 26,118 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 65 points over last time! He played GTA IV winning 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 5 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling drunken elmo that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 26,053. He played GTA IV, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 4 2013

drunken elmo was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

drunken elmo's Xbox - May 3 2013

drunken elmo had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 26,053 points. He opened up FIFA 13, GTA IV picking up 1 achievement, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

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