dwarfer2008's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn dwarfer2008 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
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Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn dwarfer2008 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... dwarfer2008 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when dwarfer2008 leaves me cold... and alone...
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me dwarfer2008, feed me!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox dwarfer2008? Do you?
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to JB330 and that 300,682 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. dwarfer2008 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with dwarfer2008, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. dwarfer2008 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: dwarfer2008 played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, I think we can all agree that dwarfer2008's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
If dwarfer2008 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
This really sucks because it gives JB330 a shot at widening the gap. We are still 198,382 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Hey, remember that challenge I was talking about a few days ago? The one called 'Auto Challenge - #94267'? It came to a close today. Despite 5 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 9. You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, dwarfer2008!
If I was dwarfer2008, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that dwarfer2008 is competing in? There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently dwarfer2008 is holding the number 9 spot in the group... decent. A great man once said 'Don't call it a comeback!' Though, I suppose you might call it a comeback considering there is only one day left to pull this out!
If I was dwarfer2008, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that dwarfer2008 is competing in is on day 3 and we're doing our best to win this thing. There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know dwarfer2008 even knew that many people. Out of all those people, dwarfer2008 is currently parked at number 9. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
dwarfer2008 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... dwarfer2008 still has that going on and stuff. Follow every up and down over here. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of all those people, dwarfer2008 is currently parked at number 6. However there are still 3 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like dwarfer2008 to do something like that.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... dwarfer2008 still has that going on and stuff. Check out the progress right now! 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently dwarfer2008 is holding the number 6 spot in the group... decent. But, there are still 4 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
I love to game, you love to game, dwarfer2008 loves to game, we all love to game! 101,840 points FTW!!! He opened up Minecraft, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to catch up to Fshguy and that 345,381 score... Make it happen dwarfer2008!!
Oh also... dwarfer2008 has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #94267'. Go talk some trash.
I thought dwarfer2008 just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 101,840, I should have known that was the case. He rocked out to Minecraft, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told dwarfer2008 that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, by my expert calculations, dwarfer2008's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
dwarfer2008 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Oh hey... also... I can't even believe that the gamerscore challenge formerly-known-as 'Auto Challenge - #94083' is over. Those 5 days flew by in a whirlwind of achievements and trash talk. I hear first place is nice this time of year, though I really wouldn't know, since we didn't get there in this challenge. You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, dwarfer2008!
dwarfer2008 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that dwarfer2008 is competing in is on day 4 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Currently dwarfer2008 is holding the number 6 spot in the group... decent. Only one day left though... We better get on it if we are going to pull this thing out.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
I always like to end with a little bit about dwarfer2008 and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Check out the progress right now! 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently dwarfer2008 is holding the number 5 spot in the group... decent. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
I saw dwarfer2008 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 101,840 points and climbing. He played Minecraft, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
I also want to mention/remind you that dwarfer2008 is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently dwarfer2008 is hanging on to the number 5 spot. However there are still 3 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
dwarfer2008 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 101,840? He rocked out to Minecraft, and oh... don't tell dwarfer2008 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to catch up to ThrR4nMyWolfpak and that 139,931 score... Make it happen dwarfer2008!!
I always like to end with a little bit about dwarfer2008 and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you are curious, follow along over here. 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! dwarfer2008 has the number 5 spot... And while we have 4 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
While dwarfer2008 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Also, I fully expect to become one happy 360 as dwarfer2008 is set to begin a gamerscore challenge aptly titled 'Auto Challenge - #94083' today.
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