ej314's Xbox 360 can blog

ej314's Xbox - May 19 2013

Where is ej314 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 18 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 17 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 15 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that ej314 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 14 2013

Fear me ej314... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

ej314's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ej314 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 13 2013

Hey ej314, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 12 2013

Where is ej314 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 11 2013

20 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 10 2013

Is this thing on? ej314, where the heck are you? | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 9 2013

ej314's Xbox - May 8 2013

ej314 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 7 2013

A little news flash for ej314: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

ej314's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ej314 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 6 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 5 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... ej314? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 4 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... ej314 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have come to realize that ej314 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 2 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. ej314 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

ej314's Xbox - May 1 2013

If ej314 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I heard someone tell ej314 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

ej314's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ej314 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

ej314's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

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