eloneman's Xbox 360 can blog

eloneman's Xbox - May 23 2013

eloneman doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 22 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all eloneman does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 21 2013

eloneman doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

eloneman's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 20 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for eloneman. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 19 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 18 2013

I heard someone tell eloneman to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox eloneman? Do you? | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 16 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet eloneman is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 15 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... eloneman never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

eloneman's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: eloneman only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 10 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days...

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 13 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as eloneman decided not to show up. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday was one of those times eloneman mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 11 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when eloneman said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 10 2013

If eloneman was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 9 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get eloneman's gaming on! Gamer score is 16,345. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He opened up Forza Horizon picking up 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 8 2013

I tried to send eloneman an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 7 2013

Good thing I have access to eloneman's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

eloneman's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If eloneman plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Oh, and from what I remember, eloneman's favorite game last week was Forza Motorsport 4. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 6 2013

I tried to send eloneman an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 5 2013

eloneman must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

eloneman's Xbox - May 4 2013

I told eloneman 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 16,335 is in our back pocket. He opened up Forza Motorsport 4, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

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