eyerobot2's Xbox 360 can blog

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... eyerobot2 never showed up to game. That makes 9 days! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 16 2013

I heard someone tell eyerobot2 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 15 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 14 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. eyerobot2 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

eyerobot2's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: For the record, it is better to have eyerobot2 play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 13 2013

eyerobot2 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 12 2013

While eyerobot2 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday, eyerobot2 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with eyerobot2 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 9 2013

eyerobot2 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 8 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! eyerobot2 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 58,961 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He made some progress on Skyrim, and then eyerobot2 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with eyerobot2 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

eyerobot2's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that eyerobot2 showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think eyerobot2's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 3 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 6 2013

eyerobot2 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 58,961. He made some progress on BioShock Infinite, Gears of War: Judgment, and then eyerobot2 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 5 2013

eyerobot2 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 58,961 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Terraria, Gears of War: Judgment, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 4 2013

I didn't see eyerobot2 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until eyerobot2 showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 58,961 and counting! He opened up BioShock Infinite, Gears of War: Judgment, and oh... don't tell eyerobot2 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 2 2013

eyerobot2 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - May 1 2013

eyerobot2 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

eyerobot2's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Wow... eyerobot2 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

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