fmalkav's Xbox - May 19 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I prefer to play games... but if fmalkav needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when fmalkav said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I didn't see fmalkav yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
fmalkav was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling fmalkav that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 10,555. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry® 3 gaining 1 achievement, Injustice, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... fmalkav played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Metal Gear Solid HD. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
fmalkav didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as fmalkav decided not to show up.
While fmalkav was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when fmalkav decided to game. Our score is 10,505 and always improving! He opened up Guitar Hero Metallica, Metal Gear Solid HD, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that fmalkav isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
fmalkav... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought fmalkav might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I have now endured 22 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how fmalkav digs on that!
I just do not understand why fmalkav paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
fmalkav doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I waited all day for fmalkav to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Fear me fmalkav... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. fmalkav is the only one that can give me what I need!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. fmalkav and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I only have one request... If fmalkav isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
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