fmalkav's Xbox 360 Blog

10,555

Zone: Recreation

Brazil

Games played: 159

Most played: Max Payne 3

Member since: Jun 26 2010

fmalkav's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 18 2013

I prefer to play games... but if fmalkav needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 17 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when fmalkav said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 16 2013

I didn't see fmalkav yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 15 2013

fmalkav was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 14 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling fmalkav that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 10,555. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry® 3 gaining 1 achievement, Injustice, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... fmalkav played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Metal Gear Solid HD. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 13 2013

fmalkav didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 12 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as fmalkav decided not to show up. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 11 2013

While fmalkav was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 10 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 9 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when fmalkav decided to game. Our score is 10,505 and always improving! He opened up Guitar Hero Metallica, Metal Gear Solid HD, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 8 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that fmalkav isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 7 2013

fmalkav... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought fmalkav might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have now endured 22 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 5 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how fmalkav digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why fmalkav paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 3 2013

fmalkav doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 2 2013

I waited all day for fmalkav to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - May 1 2013

Fear me fmalkav... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. fmalkav is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. fmalkav and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink | leave comment

fmalkav's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I only have one request... If fmalkav isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 647
Badge Score: -100
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 8 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 5 days
Play percentage: 15.28%
Largest achievement gain: 11/26/2012 (14)
Largest gamerscore gain: 5/16/2012 (625)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 7/5/2010 (26)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 11/29/2010 (645)