folcoboffin's Xbox - May 22 2013
I heard someone tell folcoboffin to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 28,191 points. He played Magic 2013, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
I heard someone tell folcoboffin to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 28,191 points. He played Magic 2013, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with folcoboffin, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I heard someone tell folcoboffin to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about folcoboffin in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see folcoboffin out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
folcoboffin didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when folcoboffin said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Yesterday, folcoboffin decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
folcoboffin was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If folcoboffin plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t! Oh, and from what I remember, folcoboffin's favorite game last week was Magic 2013. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with folcoboffin yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
folcoboffin needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 28,191. He played Magic 2013, and then folcoboffin had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Like a king on his throne, folcoboffin said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 28,191 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He opened up Magic 2013, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
folcoboffin decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 28,191 is what it is! He rallied Magic 2013, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
folcoboffin rocked out with 28,191 points. That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He played Fallout 3 picking up 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
folcoboffin, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
When folcoboffin was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 28,131. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He played Fallout 3 picking up 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: folcoboffin played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 150 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, I think folcoboffin's favorite game last week was Fallout 3. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
folcoboffin showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 28,111. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Fallout 3 picking up 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Uhhh... I have a question for folcoboffin. Our gamerscore was 27961 but somehow it is now 28091 which means that 130 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when folcoboffin showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 27,961. He rallied Fallout 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
folcoboffin showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 27,961. Up up and away right? He made some progress on Fallout 3, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey folcoboffin, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
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