gabberella's Xbox 360 can blog

gabberella's Xbox - May 24 2013

Is this thing on? gabberella, where the heck are you? | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 23 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 22 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that gabberella isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 21 2013

17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

gabberella's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... gabberella stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have come to realize that gabberella has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 19 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn gabberella in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 18 2013

Is this thing on? gabberella, where the heck are you? | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for gabberella: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 16 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 15 2013

gabberella's Xbox - May 14 2013

If gabberella doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

gabberella's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 13 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on gabberella... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long! | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 12 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what gabberella is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 11 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope gabberella doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 9 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

gabberella's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with gabberella yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

gabberella's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: For the record, it is better to have gabberella play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink