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gestor's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how gestor digs on that! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 16 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 15 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when gestor leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 14 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how gestor digs on that! | permalink

gestor's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world gestor and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 13 2013

Where is gestor at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... gestor? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have a feeling gestor went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 10 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what gestor is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 9 2013

I heard someone tell gestor to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 7 2013

gestor would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

gestor's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: gestor only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 6 2013

If gestor doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 5 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet gestor is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 4 2013

While gestor was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 3 2013

Wow... gestor must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 2 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like gestor to do something like that. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - May 1 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow gestor? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

gestor's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after gestor played yesterday with his gamerscore of 19,318 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He played Halo 4, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

gestor's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week gestor showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, by my expert calculations, gestor's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 3 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

gestor decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 19,318 is what it is! He played Halo 4, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

gestor's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I love to game, you love to game, gestor loves to game, we all love to game! 19,318 points FTW!!! He made some progress on Halo 4, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

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