gogofoo's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I prefer to play games... but if gogofoo needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I prefer to play games... but if gogofoo needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like gogofoo to do something like that.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: gogofoo played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 75 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!
I told gogofoo to try a new game: Saints Row: The Third. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, gogofoo's favorite game last week was AC Brotherhood. He played it on 3 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
When gogofoo was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 21,250. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He opened up AC Brotherhood gaining 2 achievements, COD: Black Ops II gaining 1 achievement, and then gogofoo had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get gogofoo's gaming on! Gamer score is 21,200. He opened up AC Brotherhood, COD: Black Ops II, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
When you get right down to it, when gogofoo decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 21,200 and always improving! That is a boost of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Borderlands 2, Battlefield 3, Saints Row: The Third acquiring 2 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all gogofoo does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. gogofoo needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for gogofoo. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... gogofoo never showed up to game. That makes 7 days!
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet gogofoo is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
gogofoo would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with gogofoo, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when gogofoo said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
gogofoo was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If gogofoo plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, gogofoo's favorite game last week was AC Brotherhood. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since gogofoo did not do their part today and play a game or two.
gogofoo was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
I love to game, you love to game, gogofoo loves to game, we all love to game! 21,175 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to AC Brotherhood gaining 1 achievement, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
gogofoo was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow gogofoo? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
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