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gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 23 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all gonetoofarboy does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 22 2013

22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought gonetoofarboy might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 20 2013

Hey gonetoofarboy, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 19 2013

A little news flash for gonetoofarboy: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn gonetoofarboy in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 17 2013

gonetoofarboy... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 16 2013

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 15 2013

gonetoofarboy doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. gonetoofarboy is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but gonetoofarboy not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 12 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... gonetoofarboy has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 10 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on gonetoofarboy... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 9 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when gonetoofarboy blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 8 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope gonetoofarboy doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was waiting for gonetoofarboy to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day gonetoofarboy is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought gonetoofarboy might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 6 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see gonetoofarboy out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 5 2013

gonetoofarboy would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 4 2013

Did you see gonetoofarboy yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink | leave comment

gonetoofarboy's Xbox - May 3 2013

If I was gonetoofarboy, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink | leave comment