governmentuser's Xbox - May 21 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what governmentuser is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what governmentuser is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world governmentuser and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... governmentuser never showed up to game. That makes 6 days!
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see governmentuser out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I tried to send governmentuser an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like governmentuser to do something like that.
governmentuser was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
governmentuser must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that governmentuser showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and governmentuser must have been in an athletic mood last week rallying some sports games. Madden NFL 13 was the favorite. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I told governmentuser 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 17,502. He played Assassin's Creed® III, Madden NFL 13, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Like I always tell governmentuser, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 17,502 points and on the rise. He rocked out to NBA 2K13, Modern Warfare® 3, Madden NFL 13, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. governmentuser needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow governmentuser? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right governmentuser? Back me up!
governmentuser was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If governmentuser plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Oh, and from what I remember, governmentuser's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right governmentuser? Back me up!
governmentuser must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 17,502 gamerscore. He rocked out to Assassin's Creed® III, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get governmentuser's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,502. He rallied Assassin's Creed® III, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Yesterday was one of those times governmentuser mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
governmentuser was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
I tried to send governmentuser an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
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