hawkins21's Xbox - May 21 2013
hawkins21 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
hawkins21 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought hawkins21 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what hawkins21 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
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hawkins21 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as hawkins21 decided not to show up.
hawkins21 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I prefer to play games... but if hawkins21 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with hawkins21 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If hawkins21 plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, according to the records, hawkins21's favorite game last week was Rumble Roses Double X. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
hawkins21 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 221,120 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Rumble Roses Double X, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with hawkins21. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 221,120. He played Skyrim, Rumble Roses Double X, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey hawkins21, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I tried to send hawkins21 an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right hawkins21? Back me up!
hawkins21 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
hawkins21 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told hawkins21 that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 100 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 3 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, hawkins21 must have been craving RPGs because Skyrim was the weekly favorite. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
hawkins21 had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 221,120 points. That is a gain of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Skyrim picking up 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell hawkins21 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
hawkins21 needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 221,060. He rallied Skyrim, and then hawkins21 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
hawkins21 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 221,060 gamerscore. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He opened up Skyrim finishing 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
hawkins21 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 221,020. He made some progress on Skyrim, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Good thing I have access to hawkins21's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
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