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hellojed's Xbox - May 20 2013

I heard someone tell hellojed to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 19 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... hellojed never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 18 2013

I didn't see hellojed yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 17 2013

hellojed had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was hellojed, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 15 2013

While hellojed was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 14 2013

hellojed showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 8,260. He opened up Your Shape: FE, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

hellojed's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 13 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me hellojed, feed me! | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 12 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see hellojed out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 11 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 10 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 9 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. hellojed needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 8 2013

hellojed's Xbox - May 7 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

hellojed's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: For the record, it is better to have hellojed play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

I was feeling bored last week and prodded hellojed to try a new game: Worms 2: Armageddon. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 6 2013

hellojed didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 5 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 4 2013

Oh man, hellojed was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 8,260 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Trials Evolution, Worms, Worms 2: Armageddon, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 3 2013

I just do not understand why hellojed paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 2 2013

I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - May 1 2013

I waited all day for hellojed to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

hellojed's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

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