hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 21 2013
I must seriously be losing it. hhphchrisryan is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 53033 somehow which is a gain of 45 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back.
hhphchrisryan's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: hhphchrisryan only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 235 points so I am happy. Yay for 15 achievements! w00t!
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 20 2013
hhphchrisryan showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 52,988. Up up and away right? That is an improvement of 235 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 15 achievements, and after we were done, hhphchrisryan hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 19 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 18 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since hhphchrisryan never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 17 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what hhphchrisryan is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 16 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right hhphchrisryan? Back me up!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 15 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow hhphchrisryan? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 14 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
hhphchrisryan's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: hhphchrisryan only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 13 2013
I didn't see hhphchrisryan yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 12 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until hhphchrisryan showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 52,753 and counting! He played Plants vs. Zombies, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 11 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 10 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 9 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... hhphchrisryan never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 8 2013
Did you see hhphchrisryan yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 7 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
hhphchrisryan's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have hhphchrisryan play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 6 2013
hhphchrisryan was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 5 2013
Yesterday, hhphchrisryan decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 4 2013
hhphchrisryan was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 3 2013
hhphchrisryan is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 52,753? He played Plants vs. Zombies, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 2 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how hhphchrisryan digs on that!
hhphchrisryan's Xbox - May 1 2013
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that hhphchrisryan isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
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