It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see iLVth3powrglove out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox iLVth3powrglove? Do you?
Wow... iLVth3powrglove must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: iLVth3powrglove played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 280 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 12 achievements were worth it I guess!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week iLVth3powrglove and I only tried one of them: Metro: Last Light. Also, I think iLVth3powrglove's favorite game last week was Metro: Last Light. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right iLVth3powrglove? Back me up!
iLVth3powrglove didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
iLVth3powrglove was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when iLVth3powrglove came to play. Gamer score stands at 45,620. That is a profit of 205 points over last time! He made some progress on Rock Band 3, Metro: Last Light adding an amazing 9 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
iLVth3powrglove seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 45,415 . That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He rallied Metro: Last Light winning 3 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Ok check this out... iLVth3powrglove says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 45380 which is a gain of 40 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong!
iLVth3powrglove must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 45,340 gamerscore. He rocked out to FEZ, and then iLVth3powrglove had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told iLVth3powrglove that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 75 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t!
I persuaded iLVth3powrglove to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and iLVth3powrglove must have been in an puzzling-smarty-pants mood last week. FEZ was the favorite game. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Yesterday, iLVth3powrglove decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
iLVth3powrglove really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 45,340. He played FEZ, Rock Band 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
I was looking back through my notes and according to iLVth3powrglove, we played some games yesterday... but that is just craziness. Sure our score is now 45340 which is a gain of 40 points, but I can't tell you from what. Maybe next time I will remember.
When iLVth3powrglove was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 45,300. That is a boost of 35 points over last time! He opened up FEZ, Doritos Crash Course 2 picking up 3 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
If iLVth3powrglove was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
iLVth3powrglove decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 45,265 is what it is! He rocked out to FEZ, Rock Band 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me iLVth3powrglove, feed me!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!