invuln3r4bl3's Xbox - May 25 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as invuln3r4bl3 decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as invuln3r4bl3 decided not to show up.
invuln3r4bl3 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 110,800. He played Gun Bros, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Time sure doesn't fly when invuln3r4bl3 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I have a feeling invuln3r4bl3 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: invuln3r4bl3 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 70 points so I am happy. Yay for 5 achievements! w00t!
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
invuln3r4bl3 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
I prefer to play games... but if invuln3r4bl3 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
invuln3r4bl3 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
invuln3r4bl3 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I love to game, you love to game, invuln3r4bl3 loves to game, we all love to game! 110,800 points FTW!!! That is a gain of 70 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 5 achievements, and then invuln3r4bl3 went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right invuln3r4bl3? Back me up!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: invuln3r4bl3 only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, invuln3r4bl3 and I only tried one of them: Doritos Crash Course 2. Pretty fun I guess...
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I tried to send invuln3r4bl3 an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
invuln3r4bl3 held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 110,730 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He rallied Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing 4 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
I waited all day for invuln3r4bl3 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Come back to me invuln3r4bl3... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... invuln3r4bl3? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I have now endured 13 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Here I sit broken hearted... invuln3r4bl3 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I have come to realize that invuln3r4bl3 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
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