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itsSparkky's Xbox - May 24 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when itsSparkky leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 23 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 22 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn itsSparkky in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 21 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

itsSparkky's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... itsSparkky stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have come to realize that itsSparkky has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 18 2013

It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see itsSparkky out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have a feeling itsSparkky went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 16 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about itsSparkky in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 15 2013

itsSparkky would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have a feeling itsSparkky went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

itsSparkky's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I have to say I hate weeks like this... itsSparkky played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 13 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 12 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me itsSparkky, feed me! | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 11 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since itsSparkky did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 10 2013

I tried to send itsSparkky an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 9 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right itsSparkky? Back me up! | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 8 2013

If I was itsSparkky, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

itsSparkky's Xbox - May 7 2013

When you get right down to it, when itsSparkky decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 6,965 and always improving! He played Minecraft, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

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