iukekini's Xbox - May 18 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
iukekini's Xbox - May 17 2013
iukekini would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
iukekini's Xbox - May 16 2013
I have a feeling iukekini went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
iukekini's Xbox - May 15 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for iukekini. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
iukekini's Xbox - May 14 2013
If I was iukekini, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
iukekini's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to iukekini for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 195 points so I am happy. Yay for 5 achievements! w00t! Oh, and from what I remember, iukekini's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
iukekini's Xbox - May 13 2013
I didn't see iukekini yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
iukekini's Xbox - May 12 2013
iukekini was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
iukekini's Xbox - May 11 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since iukekini did not do their part today and play a game or two.
iukekini's Xbox - May 10 2013
My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with iukekini but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 26359 but now it is 26454 which means that somehow 95 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky.
iukekini's Xbox - May 9 2013
iukekini showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 26,359. Up up and away right? That is a gain of 100 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite finishing 5 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
iukekini's Xbox - May 8 2013
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey iukekini, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
iukekini's Xbox - May 7 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
iukekini's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told iukekini that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 45 points which was nice. Getting 7 achievements has that effect.
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week iukekini and I only tried one of them: BioShock Infinite. Also, according to the records, iukekini's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
iukekini's Xbox - May 6 2013
Yesterday, iukekini decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
iukekini's Xbox - May 5 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
iukekini's Xbox - May 4 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since iukekini did not do their part today and play a game or two.
iukekini's Xbox - May 3 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when iukekini turned me on yesterday. 26,259 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rallied BioShock Infinite gaining 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
iukekini's Xbox - May 2 2013
I prefer to play games... but if iukekini needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
iukekini's Xbox - May 1 2013
iukekini showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 26,259. That is an improvement of 45 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite finishing an amazing 6 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
iukekini's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet iukekini is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
iukekini's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... iukekini stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
iukekini's Xbox - Apr 29 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when iukekini blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
iukekini's Xbox - Apr 28 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
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