ix milkman xi's Xbox - May 25 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ix milkman xi yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ix milkman xi yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
ix milkman xi likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 53,208 to be as cool as him. He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
In the 'proof that ix milkman xi is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when ix milkman xi came to play. Gamer score stands at 53,208. He rallied Modern Warfare® 3, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
My power supply almost exploded! ix milkman xi turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 53,208 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 3, and that was that.
I thought ix milkman xi just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 53,208, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If ix milkman xi plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that ix milkman xi's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 3. He played it on 5 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
ix milkman xi was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I told ix milkman xi 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 53,208. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 3, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
When ix milkman xi was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 53,208. He played Modern Warfare® 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
ix milkman xi is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 53,208. Not too shabby! He played Modern Warfare® 3, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
ix milkman xi showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 53,208. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 3, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Like a king on his throne, ix milkman xi said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 53,208 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He opened up Modern Warfare® 3, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
I tried to send ix milkman xi an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If ix milkman xi plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, according to the records, ix milkman xi's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
If I was ix milkman xi, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
ix milkman xi is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 53,208? He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3, and then nothing... nothing at all...
ix milkman xi was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow ix milkman xi? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
ix milkman xi needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 53,208. He rallied Modern Warfare® 3, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ix milkman xi, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as ix milkman xi decided not to show up.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: ix milkman xi played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, according to the records, ix milkman xi's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right ix milkman xi? Back me up!
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