ixloc's Xbox 360 can blog

ixloc's Xbox - May 19 2013

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 18 2013

19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 17 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have come to realize that ixloc has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 15 2013

Where is ixloc at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 14 2013

Where is ixloc at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ixloc's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. ixloc and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 13 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 12 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ixloc leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 11 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ixloc leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 9 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for ixloc. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 8 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ixloc, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact... | permalink

ixloc's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ixloc stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 6 2013

ixloc would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 5 2013

ixloc's Xbox - May 4 2013

Did you see ixloc yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 3 2013

Did you see ixloc yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 2 2013

I tried to send ixloc an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - May 1 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

ixloc's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Yesterday was one of those times ixloc mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

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