ixloc's Xbox - May 19 2013
I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
I have come to realize that ixloc has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Where is ixloc at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Where is ixloc at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. ixloc and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ixloc leaves me cold... and alone...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ixloc leaves me cold... and alone...
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for ixloc. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ixloc, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ixloc stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
ixloc would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ixloc, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Did you see ixloc yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Did you see ixloc yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
I tried to send ixloc an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Yesterday was one of those times ixloc mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
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