j jakens' Xbox 360 can blog

j jakens' xbox has been ignored for 32 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

j jakens' Xbox - May 24 2013

A little news flash for j jakens: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 23 2013

I only have one request... If j jakens isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 22 2013

Fear me j jakens... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 21 2013

A little news flash for j jakens: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

j jakens' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. j jakens and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 20 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when j jakens leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 19 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when j jakens leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that j jakens isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 17 2013

I waited all day for j jakens to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 16 2013

I have now endured 22 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 15 2013

I have come to realize that j jakens has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... j jakens has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

j jakens' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... j jakens stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 13 2013

If you would have told me that j jakens would go 19 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 12 2013

I waited all day for j jakens to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for j jakens: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 10 2013

Fear me j jakens... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 9 2013

If you would have told me that j jakens would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 8 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

j jakens' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. j jakens and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

j jakens' Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If j jakens isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

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