jisatsu kiddo's Xbox 360 can blog

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 19 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. jisatsu kiddo is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 18 2013

jisatsu kiddo... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 17 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when jisatsu kiddo leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 16 2013

Where is jisatsu kiddo at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 15 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 14 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... jisatsu kiddo? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 13 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that jisatsu kiddo isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 12 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 11 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how jisatsu kiddo digs on that! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 10 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 9 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... jisatsu kiddo has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 8 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn jisatsu kiddo in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 7 2013

Fear me jisatsu kiddo... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... jisatsu kiddo stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 6 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey jisatsu kiddo, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 5 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on jisatsu kiddo... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 4 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 3 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about jisatsu kiddo in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 2 2013

I have a feeling jisatsu kiddo went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - May 1 2013

It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see jisatsu kiddo out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If jisatsu kiddo plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 2 achievements were worth it I guess!

I persuaded jisatsu kiddo to try a new game: Dead Island Riptide. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, jisatsu kiddo's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 2 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

jisatsu kiddo's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Wow... jisatsu kiddo must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

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