jollyroger3251's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to jollyroger3251 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 245 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 15 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I pestered jollyroger3251 to try a new game: Duke Nukem Forever. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that jollyroger3251's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 20 2013
I tried to send jollyroger3251 an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Lechig and that 104,705 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 19 2013
jollyroger3251 was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 47,033 . That is an improvement of 160 points over last time! Welcome to 47,000!! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite acquiring 4 achievements, Duke Nukem Forever acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, and then jollyroger3251 had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 18 2013
Sure, jollyroger3251 and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 46873 which is a gain of 35 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 17 2013
I love to game, you love to game, jollyroger3251 loves to game, we all love to game! 46,838 points FTW!!! That is a boost of 25 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite acquiring 1 achievement, and then nothing... nothing at all...
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 16 2013
jollyroger3251 was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 46,813 . That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on BioShock Infinite finishing 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 15 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like jollyroger3251 to do something like that.
This really sucks because it gives gamrr4life a shot at widening the gap. We are still 13,120 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 14 2013
jollyroger3251 rocked out with 46,788 points. He rallied BioShock Infinite, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
jollyroger3251's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If jollyroger3251 plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 315 points which was nice. Getting 19 achievements has that effect. Also, by my expert calculations, jollyroger3251's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 4 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 13 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 12 2013
jollyroger3251 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 46,788. That is a gain of 105 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite gaining 3 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 11 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right jollyroger3251? Back me up!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 10 2013
jollyroger3251 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Fshguy and that 343,831 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 9 2013
jollyroger3251 had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 46,683 points. That is a gain of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite gaining an amazing 9 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 8 2013
I told jollyroger3251 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 46,563 is in our back pocket. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite acquiring 3 achievements, and then jollyroger3251 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 7 2013
jollyroger3251 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 46,523. Up up and away right? That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He rallied BioShock Infinite finishing 4 achievements, and jollyroger3251 won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
jollyroger3251's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If jollyroger3251 plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 75 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 10 achievements were worth it I guess!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... BioShock Infinite. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, I think jollyroger3251's favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 3 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 6 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when jollyroger3251 turned me on yesterday. 46,473 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an improvement of 65 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite picking up an amazing 9 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 5 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with jollyroger3251. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 46,408. That is an increase of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite acquiring 1 achievement, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Good thing jollyroger3251 and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to catch up to Fshguy and that 343,326 gamerscore!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 4 2013
Ok check this out... jollyroger3251 says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 46403 which is a gain of 5 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong!
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 3 2013
I just do not understand why jollyroger3251 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 2 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn jollyroger3251 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - May 1 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all jollyroger3251 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
jollyroger3251's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but jollyroger3251 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to gamrr4life and that 59,783 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
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