kaukarateu's Xbox - May 24 2013
kaukarateu was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 7,929 . That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Minecraft, Halo 4 gaining 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Check out the progress right now! 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of everyone, kaukarateu is holding on to the number 2 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 23 2013
kaukarateu showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 7,909. He rocked out to Minecraft, Halo 4, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Out of everyone, kaukarateu is holding on to the number 10 spot. With 4 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 22 2013
I heard someone tell kaukarateu to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 7,909 points. He opened up Minecraft, and I thought kaukarateu injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Also, I fully expect to become one happy 360 as kaukarateu is set to begin a gamerscore challenge aptly titled 'Auto Challenge - #93900' today.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 21 2013
kaukarateu is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 7,909? He played Minecraft, Halo 4, and after we were done, kaukarateu hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
kaukarateu's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week kaukarateu showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 170 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 15 achievements can do!
I was lucky enough to sample 5 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Just Dance 3, KS: Season Two, Minecraft, Skylanders, and Skylanders Giants. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, I think kaukarateu's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 20 2013
Like I always tell kaukarateu, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 7,909 points and on the rise. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He rallied Minecraft finishing 4 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 19 2013
I saw kaukarateu walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 7,859 points and climbing. That is an increase of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to KS: Season Two acquiring 4 achievements, Skylanders acquiring 4 achievements, Skylanders Giants gaining 1 achievement, Just Dance 3, Kinect Adventures, Minecraft gaining 2 achievements, Halo 4, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 18 2013
kaukarateu... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 17 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how kaukarateu digs on that!
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 16 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but kaukarateu not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 16 days!!
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 15 2013
Where is kaukarateu at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 14 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
kaukarateu's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 13 2013
Is this thing on? kaukarateu, where the heck are you?
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 12 2013
Is this thing on? kaukarateu, where the heck are you?
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 11 2013
If you would have told me that kaukarateu would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 10 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what kaukarateu is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 9 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 8 2013
It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see kaukarateu out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 7 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox kaukarateu? Do you?
kaukarateu's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 6 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 5 2013
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see kaukarateu out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
kaukarateu's Xbox - May 4 2013
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with kaukarateu, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
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