kevinim's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
kevinim doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
kevinim doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all kevinim does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that kevinim isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
If you would have told me that kevinim would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I have come to realize that kevinim has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... kevinim stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope kevinim doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey kevinim, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
kevinim would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Did you see kevinim yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as kevinim decided not to show up.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: kevinim playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were KS: Season Two, and Kinect Sports. They were all fun... in their own little ways.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Wow... kevinim must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
kevinim was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
kevinim hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 27,522.He opened up Kinect Sports, KS: Season Two, and that was that.
7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope kevinim doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
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