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kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Where is kezzzzs at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

kezzzzs' Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how kezzzzs digs on that! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 16 2013

If you would have told me that kezzzzs would go 18 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how kezzzzs digs on that! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 14 2013

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 13 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. kezzzzs is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Hey kezzzzs, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn kezzzzs in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

kezzzzs' Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I have come to realize that kezzzzs has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I just do not understand why kezzzzs paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 8 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me kezzzzs, feed me! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I was waiting for kezzzzs to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day kezzzzs is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

kezzzzs' Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having kezzzzs only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore jumped 120 points which was nice. Getting 7 achievements has that effect.

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, kezzzzs and I only tried one of them: Forza Motorsport 4. Pretty fun I guess...

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 3 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what kezzzzs is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - Jun 1 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

kezzzzs' Xbox - May 31 2013

Wow... kezzzzs must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

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