kidCabos' Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when kidCabos leaves me cold... and alone...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when kidCabos leaves me cold... and alone...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. kidCabos and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but kidCabos not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 16 days!!
Fear me kidCabos... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I waited all day for kidCabos to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I only have one request... If kidCabos isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I waited all day for kidCabos to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I just do not understand why kidCabos paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope kidCabos doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope kidCabos doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on kidCabos... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on kidCabos... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. kidCabos needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
kidCabos had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told kidCabos that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 145 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 9 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week kidCabos and I only tried one of them: Assassin's Creed® III. Oh, and from what I remember, kidCabos' favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when kidCabos said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Yesterday was one of those times kidCabos mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
kidCabos needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 20,036. That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV acquiring 1 achievement, BioShock Infinite, Bully Scholarship Ed., and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
kidCabos showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 20,031. He opened up Assassin's Creed® III, Call of Duty Black Ops, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Oh man, kidCabos was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 20,031 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an improvement of 110 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 20,000 mark has been crossed! He made some progress on Call of Duty Black Ops, Assassin's Creed® III finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
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