kirplow's Xbox 360 Blog

23,941

Zone: Underground

United States

Games played: 109

Most played: Fable II

Member since: Feb 13 2008

kirplow's Xbox - May 22 2013

I heard someone tell kirplow to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 21 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what kirplow is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

kirplow's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... kirplow stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 20 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet kirplow is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have a feeling kirplow went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 18 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 17 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 16 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 15 2013

kirplow was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 14 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

kirplow's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: kirplow playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 215 points so I am happy. Yay for 18 achievements! w00t!

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 13 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when kirplow came to play. Gamer score stands at 23,941. That is a gain of 215 points over last time! He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 3 winning an amazing 18 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up kirplow! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 12 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 11 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... kirplow has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 10 2013

kirplow's Xbox - May 9 2013

23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 8 2013

Where is kirplow at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 7 2013

kirplow's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought kirplow might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that kirplow has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 5 2013

kirplow... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 4 2013

Fear me kirplow... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 3 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... kirplow? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

kirplow's Xbox - May 2 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn kirplow in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,312
Badge Score: 95
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 13 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 9 days
Play percentage: 21.25%
Largest achievement gain: 3/18/2008 (20)
Largest gamerscore gain: 1/31/2012 (445)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/29/2008 (34)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 12/29/2008 (630)