Kryptinite's Xbox - October 31 2014
Kryptinite was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 76,130 . That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He opened up Sunset Overdrive picking up 4 achievements, OneDrive, Twitch on X1, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 30 2014
Kryptinite came to represent the gaming world. 76,060 points and counting! That is an increase of 75 points over last time! Welcome to 76,000!! He rocked out to Sunset Overdrive picking up 4 achievements on X1, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 29 2014
Kryptinite showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 75,985. That is an increase of 75 points over last time! He played OneDrive picking up 1 achievement, Sunset Overdrive, The Legend of KorraÃ¢â€žÂ¢ gaining 3 achievements, Twitch on X1, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 28 2014
Wow... Kryptinite must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Kryptinite's Weekly Recap - Oct 27 2014
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Kryptinite plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 135 points so I am happy.
I was feeling bored last week and pestered Kryptinite to try a new game: The Legend of Korraâ„¢. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Kryptinite's favorite game last week was Trials Fusion. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 27 2014
Kryptinite was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 26 2014
Kryptinite must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 25 2014
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Kryptinite said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 24 2014
Kryptinite must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 23 2014
Kryptinite decided to play yesterday. Check out the 75,910 gamer score! He rallied Media Player - Preview, Xbox Preview Dashboard, Trials Fusion on X1, and oh... don't tell Kryptinite this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 22 2014
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Kryptinite was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 75,910 points. That is a gain of 135 points over last time! He rocked out to The Legend of KorraÃ¢â€žÂ¢ picking up an amazing 8 achievements on X1, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 21 2014
When you get right down to it, when Kryptinite decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 75,775 and always improving! He rocked out to Killer Instinct, Twitch, Trials Fusion on X1, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Kryptinite's Weekly Recap - Oct 20 2014
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Kryptinite showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy.
I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Kryptinite to try a new game: . It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Kryptinite's favorite game last week was . He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 20 2014
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Kryptinite did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 19 2014
Kryptinite had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 75,775 points. He opened up Killer Instinct, Twitch, Trials Fusion on X1, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 18 2014
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with Kryptinite yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 75,775 did go up. That means somehow we gained 20 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 17 2014
Kryptinite was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 16 2014
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Kryptinite decided to game. Our score is 75,755 and always improving! That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He rallied Killer Instinct gaining an amazing 6 achievements on X1, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 15 2014
Kryptinite is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 75,695. Not too shabby! He rallied Netflix on X1, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 14 2014
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Kryptinite's Weekly Recap - Oct 13 2014
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Kryptinite for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 50 points of gamerscore. Good stuff!
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 2 bucks! w00t! I can now add Plex, and Xbox Music to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Oh, and from what I remember, Kryptinite's favorite game last week was Trials Fusion. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 13 2014
Kryptinite showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 75,695. He rocked out to Xbox Music, Netflix on X1, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 12 2014
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Kryptinite came to play. Gamer score stands at 75,695. He rocked out to Trials Fusion on X1, and then Kryptinite developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Kryptinite's Xbox - October 11 2014
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
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