kyosh1ro's Xbox - May 23 2013
Hey kyosh1ro, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Hey kyosh1ro, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Here I sit broken hearted... kyosh1ro has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
It is probably better that kyosh1ro didn't play yesterday... it gives Styroformer an opportunity to add to that 78,137 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
If I was a dog, kyosh1ro would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... kyosh1ro? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. kyosh1ro is the only one that can give me what I need!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all kyosh1ro does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
This really sucks because it gives Styroformer a shot at closing the gap. We are still 9,009 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all kyosh1ro does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I just do not understand why kyosh1ro paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
A little news flash for kyosh1ro: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when kyosh1ro leaves me cold... and alone...
It is probably better that kyosh1ro didn't play yesterday... it gives Styroformer an opportunity to add to that 78,137 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
kyosh1ro doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what kyosh1ro is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with kyosh1ro, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Styroformer and that 78,137 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet kyosh1ro is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
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