ladyusmc's Xbox 360 can blog

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 25 2013

ladyusmc was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe she needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 24 2013

ladyusmc decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 5,388 is what it is! She rocked out to Joy Ride Turbo, Plants vs. Zombies, and then I told her to keep playing but she didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 23 2013

I just do not understand why ladyusmc paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 22 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 21 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... ladyusmc? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

ladyusmc's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. ladyusmc and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 20 2013

Where is ladyusmc at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 19 2013

If I was a dog, ladyusmc would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 16 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 15 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 14 2013

Is this thing on? ladyusmc, where the heck are you? | permalink

ladyusmc's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought ladyusmc might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 13 2013

A little news flash for ladyusmc: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all ladyusmc does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but ladyusmc not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!! | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 10 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about ladyusmc in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 9 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me ladyusmc, feed me! | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 8 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when ladyusmc blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

ladyusmc's Xbox - May 7 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox ladyusmc? Do you? | permalink

ladyusmc's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... ladyusmc stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink